Orange Hipsters

April 10, 2013

I was just practicing guitar a few minutes ago and it struck me that my neighbors might not appreciate their very weird and very artsy neighbor serenading them at 2:30 in the morning. I don’t know for sure whether or not they can hear me but my first/best guess is that they probably can and so I stopped. So what if on occasion they play their music loud through the stereo system in their car at noon on a Sunday when I’m trying to sleep and it annoys me or that they seem to have an affinity for annoying me by having long and very loud arguments right outside my bedroom window. It’s the price we pay for choosing to live so close to each other. So why do I worry I might be upsetting them with my playing?

I wonder things like that sometimes. Do you?

I’m currently working on some Steampunk costumes for myself and my friends for a steampunk masquerade ball next month. It’s been fun creating something so different and so girly for a change, corsets and ruffles and lace and little brass watches and long full skirts that drape the ground and trail behind you like shadows. I should be doing other things of course but I wouldn’t be me if I wasn’t procrastinating.

When a car drives by outside at 3 am on a (now) Wednesday I instantly wonder where they are going? What poor soul is leaving for work at this hour? What poorer soul is just getting home?

I’m still working at the daycare. We are trying, moderately successfully, to enroll kids. I can’t believe that next month it will make a year since I’ve worked consistently with children. I miss them. I miss their little laughs and smile and the funny creative ways they look at the world and the little pictures they draw for you when they like you. I miss having a legitimate accuse to finger-paint and play with barbies. Hopefully things pickup.

I was eating an orange yesterday I wondered about the first person who ever ate an orange..What must that have been like. He probably bit into it peel and all and thought it was sour and there was a good chance it might kill him but when it didn’t he gave one to a friend saying, “Try this! It’s good, I had one the other day!” And his friend said, “Oh yeah, I’ve been eating those for years! I can’t believe you didn’t know about those things. You should try taking the outside off. It’s better that way just ignore the white stuff.” I don’t know why this imaginary person is kind of a hipster but apparently he liked oranges before they were cool.

I saw the Wiyos play at Artworks, The Harlem Globetrotters at the War Memorial, watched several friends of mine play gigs in bars; I had my work displayed in the Artworks gallery, celebrated 3 family birthdays, and watched the Pens dominate this season. So far it’s been a pretty good year.

(i’ll try to post more, but now you’re pretty much caught up.)


Another Special Moment..

September 10, 2010

Occasionally I get some real gems at work and last Sunday upon being wished an early happy Labor Day by a customer, I told said customer that I would be working that holiday. His Response..

Customer: “Do you want me to call in a bomb threat for you?

Me: “Gee, you would do that. For me?”

Customer: “Hey, chivalry’s not dead; it’s just in federal prison.”

O, and for the record, please take note of my sarcasm as I wouldnever be pleased by a bomb threat offer. That’s just ridiculous. Also don’t be alarmedĀ  he was joking and I told my manager about it.


August 16, 2010

“Yer havin trouble with yer numerals…..Well, as long as you’re not havin trouble with yer bowels.”

-what an old man said to me after I accidentally read the last two numbers of his total to him backwards.

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