This site might give you a few chuckles while reminding you of some people who conceived you, and now attempt to have a relationship with you via text.
Here’s some personal favs from the site:
Dad: It’s a hug.
Me: …that doesn’t mean what you think it means.______________________________________________________
DAD: coincidence that big snake escaped from the Bronx zoo the same time Daniel Radcliffe is in NY? next there will be a billboard in times square telling us “her body will lie in the sewage system of New York forever.”Creepy.