Occasionally I get some real gems at work and last Sunday upon being wished an early happy Labor Day by a customer, I told said customer that I would be working that holiday. His Response..
Customer: “Do you want me to call in a bomb threat for you? “
Me: “Gee, you would do that. For me?”
Customer: “Hey, chivalry’s not dead; it’s just in federal prison.”
O, and for the record, please take note of my sarcasm as I wouldnever be pleased by a bomb threat offer. That’s just ridiculous. Also don’t be alarmed he was joking and I told my manager about it.