Strolling through the mall the other day, my friends and I came across the hurricane simulator. That’s right. For $2 you can step inside and see” what a hurricane “feels” like.
I would like to meet whoever came up with this genius invention and personally slap them across the face with a glove full of f***ing marbles. Since when does anyone want to experience a hurricane? And in the middle of a mall? I thought natural disasters were something people typically avoided. The real kicker is that they charge you $2 dollars to stand in a tube and embarrass yourself while you get your hair blown around by a piss-poor amount of wind.
I look forward to landslide simulator.