Would You Like to be in a Hurricane?

photos taken with my crappy camera phone

Strolling through the mall the other day, my friends and I came across the hurricane simulator. That’s right. For $2 you can step inside and see” what a hurricane “feels” like.

I would like to meet whoever came up with this genius invention and personally slap them across the face with a glove full of f***ing marbles. Since when does anyone want to experience a hurricane? And in the middle of a mall?  I thought natural disasters were something people typically avoided. The real kicker is that they charge you $2 dollars to stand in a tube and  embarrass yourself while you get your hair blown around by a piss-poor amount of wind.

I look forward to landslide simulator.

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